1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:01,270 --> 00:00:03,839 (Music playing) 3 00:00:12,382 --> 00:00:13,415 (Cheering) 4 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:15,283 Oh! Hey everybody! 5 00:00:15,285 --> 00:00:17,853 Welcome back to Johnny Nim... 6 00:00:17,855 --> 00:00:20,389 Bus-ta-move's, dancing new year's eve. 7 00:00:20,391 --> 00:00:23,959 We are here live from the cultural mecca 8 00:00:23,961 --> 00:00:27,329 of Steven's point, Clancy's dairy farm. 9 00:00:28,264 --> 00:00:32,234 Oh, and our famous sparkly onion is on the rise 10 00:00:32,236 --> 00:00:34,703 cause we're a mere four hours away from midnight! 11 00:00:34,705 --> 00:00:36,872 And with me is hometown celebrity 12 00:00:36,874 --> 00:00:39,474 - Liv Rooney! - (Cheering) 13 00:00:41,344 --> 00:00:42,611 Well, thank you, Johnny. 14 00:00:42,613 --> 00:00:45,647 You just watched the top five cat interviews that Johnny did this year. 15 00:00:45,649 --> 00:00:46,815 Meow-za. 16 00:00:46,817 --> 00:00:48,984 (Laughs) All gems. 17 00:00:48,986 --> 00:00:53,955 Hey, and speaking of cool cats, let's welcome our favorite novelty dancer, 18 00:00:53,957 --> 00:00:55,590 the clogmaster! 19 00:00:56,526 --> 00:00:58,026 (Whooping) 20 00:01:06,235 --> 00:01:08,336 Clog on, clogmaster. 21 00:01:09,572 --> 00:01:11,540 Oh. 22 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:13,241 Look at you. 23 00:01:13,243 --> 00:01:16,244 You should be down at Clancy's whooping it up with your sister. 24 00:01:16,246 --> 00:01:17,646 By the way, I can drive you if you want. 25 00:01:17,648 --> 00:01:20,415 (Laughs) Nice try, mom, but I know Liv banned you from going. 26 00:01:20,417 --> 00:01:22,918 Oh, no no. She was just teasing. 27 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,620 As if I'd jump up on stage and start playing the flute. 28 00:01:25,622 --> 00:01:27,022 By the way, have you seen my flute? 29 00:01:27,024 --> 00:01:28,690 Did she hide it? 30 00:01:30,526 --> 00:01:32,561 Mom, no one hid your flute. 31 00:01:32,563 --> 00:01:34,329 I totally hid her flute... 32 00:01:35,364 --> 00:01:36,998 And tied it like a pretzel. 33 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,267 (Chuckles) 34 00:01:39,269 --> 00:01:40,502 (Plays flute poorly) 35 00:01:43,039 --> 00:01:45,740 So you're sure you're fine just staying in on new year's? 36 00:01:45,742 --> 00:01:47,943 Yeah. Just, you know. 37 00:01:47,945 --> 00:01:49,311 Getting my clog on. 38 00:01:50,046 --> 00:01:53,582 I'm not even a little bit upset at the fact that I finally have a boyfriend, 39 00:01:53,584 --> 00:01:56,751 that it's new year's eve, and he's a million Miles away 40 00:01:56,753 --> 00:02:01,656 in the icy wasteland that is tundrabania instead of here hanging out with me. 41 00:02:01,658 --> 00:02:02,958 And why did he go, mom? 42 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,327 (Sobbing) Why, why, why did he go? 43 00:02:07,597 --> 00:02:09,598 Yeah, you don't seem upset at all, honey. 44 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:10,966 Pete: Hey, Maddie! 45 00:02:10,968 --> 00:02:14,603 Got a special delivery all the way from tundrabania! 46 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:16,738 (Gasps) It's Diggie! 47 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:19,407 I told him that I really, really wanted to be together on new year's eve, 48 00:02:19,409 --> 00:02:20,709 and now he's here to surprise me! 49 00:02:20,711 --> 00:02:21,810 He's here. It's Diggie! 50 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,451 You're not Diggie. 51 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:31,214 No. 52 00:02:31,245 --> 00:02:33,989 I'm just the guy who lugged this heavy box all the way up the stairs 53 00:02:33,991 --> 00:02:35,090 just for you. 54 00:02:36,492 --> 00:02:37,859 You're welcome. 55 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,696 I sent Maddie everything she needs 56 00:02:41,698 --> 00:02:44,065 to celebrate a traditional tundrabanian new year's eve. 57 00:02:44,067 --> 00:02:45,567 We're gonna facegab at midnight. 58 00:02:45,569 --> 00:02:48,670 Internet's hard to come by in tundrabania, but I bought time... 59 00:02:48,672 --> 00:02:50,539 By selling my pet walrus. 60 00:02:52,608 --> 00:02:54,643 You know what? Doesn't even matter. 61 00:02:54,645 --> 00:02:57,946 Because Diggie is so romantic that I'm sure whatever's in this box 62 00:02:57,948 --> 00:02:59,481 is gonna be really cool. 63 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:02,517 So... ah! 64 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,692 Or... 65 00:03:10,694 --> 00:03:12,093 Frozen solid. 66 00:03:13,095 --> 00:03:16,364 (Theme music playing) 67 00:03:16,366 --> 00:03:17,832 Better in stereo 68 00:03:17,834 --> 00:03:20,001 b... b... better in stereo 69 00:03:20,003 --> 00:03:22,070 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 70 00:03:22,072 --> 00:03:24,039 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 71 00:03:24,041 --> 00:03:26,141 - slam dunk - Ready or not 72 00:03:26,143 --> 00:03:28,677 yeah, show me what you got 73 00:03:28,679 --> 00:03:30,845 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 74 00:03:30,847 --> 00:03:33,114 I dare you, come on and follow 75 00:03:33,116 --> 00:03:35,383 you dance to your own beat 76 00:03:35,385 --> 00:03:36,985 I'll sing the melody 77 00:03:36,987 --> 00:03:39,020 when you say yeah-ah-ah 78 00:03:39,022 --> 00:03:41,156 I say no-oh-oh 79 00:03:41,158 --> 00:03:43,658 when you say stop 80 00:03:43,660 --> 00:03:45,961 all I wanna do is go, go, go 81 00:03:45,963 --> 00:03:48,964 you, you, the other half of me, me 82 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:50,999 the half I'll never be-e 83 00:03:51,001 --> 00:03:54,402 the half that drives me crazy 84 00:03:54,404 --> 00:03:57,739 you, you, the better half of me, me 85 00:03:57,741 --> 00:04:00,041 the half I'll always need 86 00:04:00,043 --> 00:04:01,977 but we both know 87 00:04:01,979 --> 00:04:04,112 we're better in stereo. 88 00:04:10,019 --> 00:04:15,090 You just heard the sick beats of t-t-t-Terry the clown! 89 00:04:15,092 --> 00:04:17,092 Two turntables and a rainbow wig. 90 00:04:18,461 --> 00:04:20,795 You spin those wheels of steel, Terry! 91 00:04:20,797 --> 00:04:22,764 I love it. Give me some of that. All right. 92 00:04:22,766 --> 00:04:25,667 And stay tuned folks, because just after midnight 93 00:04:25,669 --> 00:04:29,537 I will be debuting my brand new single "you and me, and the beat." 94 00:04:29,539 --> 00:04:33,141 Oh, I can't wait. Hey, the word around the hayloft is 95 00:04:33,143 --> 00:04:36,111 you're here to talk about an exciting new gizmo. 96 00:04:36,113 --> 00:04:38,613 That's right, Johnny. This is actually the very first time 97 00:04:38,615 --> 00:04:39,948 that I have ever endorsed a product. 98 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:42,050 Oh! This is exciting! 99 00:04:42,052 --> 00:04:44,619 It's the dry by Liv hair dryer. 100 00:04:44,621 --> 00:04:47,589 Wanna be flyer? Buy this dryer. 101 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:51,793 In an attempt to support our young celebrity entrepreneur, 102 00:04:51,795 --> 00:04:55,530 we let her use our credit card to order her initial shipment of 100. 103 00:04:55,532 --> 00:04:57,866 1-0-0. 104 00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:05,106 Yeah, except there was a sticky zero key, and I accidentally ordered 10,000. 105 00:05:06,075 --> 00:05:09,110 1-0-0-0-0. 106 00:05:10,913 --> 00:05:13,181 Isn't that hilarious? 107 00:05:14,116 --> 00:05:16,918 The dry by Liv is the most powerful hair dryer in the world. 108 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,120 So to demonstrate, Terry the clown is gonna 109 00:05:19,122 --> 00:05:21,189 help me show just how powerful it really is. 110 00:05:21,191 --> 00:05:22,757 Okay. 111 00:05:22,759 --> 00:05:24,959 (Dryer blowing) 112 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,169 And that, folks, was on the low setting. Okay. 113 00:05:35,237 --> 00:05:37,572 All right, Steven's point! 114 00:05:37,574 --> 00:05:40,909 Now it is time for Johnny versus dairy farm Dave 115 00:05:40,911 --> 00:05:43,044 in a high-stakes new year's eve milk-off. 116 00:05:43,046 --> 00:05:44,579 - (Cow moos) - Sleeves up, Dave. 117 00:05:44,581 --> 00:05:46,147 You're about to get pasteurized. 118 00:05:46,149 --> 00:05:47,215 Come on. 119 00:05:50,119 --> 00:05:51,986 We're missing the milk off. 120 00:05:51,988 --> 00:05:56,057 I can't believe you and your stupid flute got us banned. 121 00:05:56,059 --> 00:06:00,128 Oh, and I'm sure your funky fresh dance moves had nothing to do with it. 122 00:06:01,797 --> 00:06:03,198 Boys, stop. 123 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:07,836 Why are you dragging a dirty gutter inside the house? 124 00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:10,805 'Cause it's too cold to clean it outside. 125 00:06:12,108 --> 00:06:14,843 And it's on our new year's chore list. 126 00:06:14,845 --> 00:06:17,178 No time to talk. We've gotta get it done before midnight. 127 00:06:19,648 --> 00:06:23,685 Mom and dad said that if we finish this crazy long list of chores 128 00:06:23,687 --> 00:06:28,556 by the end of this year, they would buy us anything we wanted. 129 00:06:28,558 --> 00:06:31,993 We picked a two-man swan paddle boat. 130 00:06:31,995 --> 00:06:33,828 How cool is that? 131 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:36,798 Would you look at the joy on these people's faces? 132 00:06:40,636 --> 00:06:42,270 The list! 133 00:06:42,272 --> 00:06:44,139 They weren't supposed to finish. 134 00:06:44,141 --> 00:06:47,108 You said they'd do a few chores in January, forget it by spring, 135 00:06:47,110 --> 00:06:49,043 and we'd owe them nothing. 136 00:06:49,045 --> 00:06:50,078 Relax. 137 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:51,646 They never finish anything. 138 00:06:51,648 --> 00:06:54,015 Parker doesn't even flush when he's done. 139 00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:56,651 (Toilet flushing) 140 00:06:58,888 --> 00:07:01,022 Flushed and polished. 141 00:07:01,024 --> 00:07:03,091 So clean you could serve soup in it. 142 00:07:05,194 --> 00:07:07,896 Mmm. Man, this soup is delicious. 143 00:07:14,970 --> 00:07:19,240 Why do you hate romance, you stupid block of ice! 144 00:07:20,976 --> 00:07:22,343 Use the dry by Liv. 145 00:07:23,679 --> 00:07:25,980 It's not just for hair. This thing does everything. 146 00:07:25,982 --> 00:07:28,183 I just reheated a pork chop. 147 00:07:32,054 --> 00:07:34,122 (Dryer blowing) 148 00:07:37,092 --> 00:07:38,193 Whoa. 149 00:07:39,361 --> 00:07:40,728 Amazing. 150 00:07:40,730 --> 00:07:41,763 Yeah. 151 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,331 It's one heck of a dryer. 152 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:46,134 Now tell your friends, cause we need to move 10,000 of those. 153 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,137 Oh, yes! 154 00:07:49,139 --> 00:07:51,039 Diggie left me a note. 155 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:52,740 "Hey, Rooney." (Laughs) 156 00:07:52,742 --> 00:07:55,109 That's me. 157 00:07:55,111 --> 00:07:56,845 "Enclosed is everything you'll need 158 00:07:56,847 --> 00:07:59,414 for our tundrabanian new year's eve celebration." 159 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:02,650 (Gasps) So you guys are gonna facegab at midnight? 160 00:08:02,652 --> 00:08:04,819 Sounds fun. 161 00:08:04,821 --> 00:08:11,125 "We'll make the cry of a pregnant narwhal, drink yak milk from a chalice, 162 00:08:11,127 --> 00:08:15,396 and do a traditional tundrabanian tribal dance in fake fur." 163 00:08:16,332 --> 00:08:19,000 Sounds more weird than fun now. 164 00:08:19,002 --> 00:08:19,809 Oh, yeah? 165 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:23,067 When was the last time dad brought you yak milk? 166 00:08:24,139 --> 00:08:26,040 You're not actually gonna wear that, are you? 167 00:08:28,043 --> 00:08:30,011 Tundra, tundrabania 168 00:08:30,013 --> 00:08:31,846 Tundra, tundrabania 169 00:08:31,848 --> 00:08:33,147 Tundra, tundrabania! 170 00:08:37,119 --> 00:08:39,187 Would it kill you to send me yak milk just once?! 171 00:08:44,126 --> 00:08:45,927 All right, Steven's point. 172 00:08:45,929 --> 00:08:49,063 It looks like it is just about two hours until midnight, 173 00:08:49,065 --> 00:08:51,099 so buy your dry by Liv now. 174 00:08:52,067 --> 00:08:54,269 Okay. Really, though, please buy. 175 00:08:55,204 --> 00:08:59,240 Two hours left on the clock, and out of the 10,000 I have sold six. 176 00:08:59,242 --> 00:09:00,808 (Chuckles) 177 00:09:00,810 --> 00:09:03,811 Hey, kids, are mom and dad asleep? 178 00:09:03,813 --> 00:09:05,880 Do you know where their credit card is? 179 00:09:07,750 --> 00:09:10,318 Buy one for yourself. Hey! Buy two. 180 00:09:11,353 --> 00:09:13,488 You know what? Hey, if you call right now, 181 00:09:13,490 --> 00:09:16,090 I will come to your house and dry your hair for you. 182 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,717 All righty, tarp is up. 183 00:09:25,748 --> 00:09:29,103 Let's check the next chore off our swan paddle boat list. 184 00:09:29,105 --> 00:09:30,249 "Clean chimney." 185 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:34,472 Then we can move onto "clear family of squirrels from attic." 186 00:09:37,079 --> 00:09:38,746 Prepare blowers. 187 00:09:40,382 --> 00:09:42,817 Blowers on. 188 00:09:42,819 --> 00:09:44,852 (Dryers blowing) 189 00:09:44,854 --> 00:09:46,120 Whoa. 190 00:09:47,056 --> 00:09:48,456 Okay. 191 00:09:48,458 --> 00:09:51,125 Well, if we do not get our swan paddle boat, 192 00:09:51,127 --> 00:09:54,162 we can strap these to the back of our innertubes and zip across the lake. 193 00:09:56,065 --> 00:09:57,865 We're getting the paddle boat. 194 00:09:57,867 --> 00:09:59,067 To the chimney! 195 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,005 Blowers on! 196 00:10:04,007 --> 00:10:05,873 (Dryers blowing) 197 00:10:10,245 --> 00:10:11,512 They're almost finished. 198 00:10:11,514 --> 00:10:12,780 We're toast. 199 00:10:12,782 --> 00:10:14,082 Mama's got it handled. 200 00:10:15,317 --> 00:10:16,784 What are you doing? 201 00:10:16,786 --> 00:10:18,486 I'm adding something to their list. 202 00:10:18,488 --> 00:10:22,123 Something so disgusting, so demeaning, so soul crushing, 203 00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:23,825 they will never do it. 204 00:10:25,027 --> 00:10:25,901 You're bad. 205 00:10:25,932 --> 00:10:29,397 I know. My new year's resolution is to be a better person. 206 00:10:29,399 --> 00:10:32,233 Luckily, that doesn't start till tomorrow. 207 00:10:35,004 --> 00:10:39,207 All right. Let's hear it for ranger Mike from Steven's point caverns 208 00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:41,009 - and his pet bat, thaddeus. - (Screeching) 209 00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:43,044 - All right. Bye-bye, little g... - (Crunches) 210 00:10:43,046 --> 00:10:44,312 Oh! 211 00:10:45,447 --> 00:10:47,181 Okay. All right. 212 00:10:47,183 --> 00:10:49,884 Liv Rooney, you have had an amazing year. 213 00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:52,520 You finished your hit show sing it loud! 214 00:10:52,522 --> 00:10:55,590 And "space werewolves" was a box-office smash. 215 00:10:55,592 --> 00:10:57,925 A-whoo space! 216 00:10:57,927 --> 00:11:00,161 Oh, stop it, Johnny. You're making me blush. 217 00:11:00,163 --> 00:11:03,831 Tundra, tundrabania, tundra, tundrabania. 218 00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:07,535 And of course, there's my personal favorite, your "froyo yolo" video. 219 00:11:07,537 --> 00:11:09,237 Let's take a look, huh? 220 00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:11,472 Froyo 221 00:11:11,474 --> 00:11:13,241 Oh oh oh oh 222 00:11:13,243 --> 00:11:15,109 So yolo 223 00:11:15,111 --> 00:11:17,478 Oh oh oh oh... 224 00:11:19,415 --> 00:11:22,483 (Chuckles) "Froyo." Classic. 225 00:11:25,521 --> 00:11:28,222 Aw, who could forget that. 226 00:11:28,224 --> 00:11:29,624 (Chuckles) 227 00:11:29,626 --> 00:11:31,125 I was hoping everyone. 228 00:11:32,102 --> 00:11:34,062 But hey, Liv. We've got a little surprise for you. 229 00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:38,332 We're gonna give Steven's point a chance to ask live questions 230 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:41,202 of their very own international superstar. 231 00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:44,138 So folks at home, if you've got a question for Liv, just chirp it on out at 232 00:11:44,140 --> 00:11:47,075 thejohnnynimbus. Weatherfreak. 233 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:49,143 - Okay, and oh! Our first chirp is in. - (Beeps) 234 00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:51,112 And it's from Clay. Hey, Clay. 235 00:11:51,114 --> 00:11:55,216 He asks, "Liv Rooney, do you like being a movie star?" 236 00:11:55,218 --> 00:11:56,884 Way to dig deep there, Clay. 237 00:11:58,387 --> 00:12:00,621 No, Johnny, I actually think that is a great question. 238 00:12:00,623 --> 00:12:03,257 And Clay, I have a question for you. 239 00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:05,159 Do you have a hair dryer? 240 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,296 Would you like a new one? 241 00:12:10,365 --> 00:12:13,201 Okay, come on now, people. I have parents to pay. 242 00:12:13,203 --> 00:12:15,403 Let's go. Let's move these things. Thank you. 243 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:19,006 - (Beeps) - Oh hey, there's another chirp, and this one's from my nephew, 244 00:12:19,008 --> 00:12:20,208 larrabee nimbus. 245 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:23,377 Hey, lar. He asks, "Liv Rooney, is it true that while shooting 246 00:12:23,379 --> 00:12:27,548 the 'froyo yolo' video, that you kissed your sister's boyfriend Diggie?" 247 00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:29,217 (Spits) 248 00:12:30,219 --> 00:12:31,652 (Chuckles) 249 00:12:31,654 --> 00:12:34,589 Oh, wow. 250 00:12:34,591 --> 00:12:36,691 That was just such a long time ago, Johnny. 251 00:12:36,693 --> 00:12:38,593 - I can't even... - Oh, no no. 252 00:12:38,595 --> 00:12:40,495 I'm sure you would remember that. I've seen that guy. 253 00:12:40,497 --> 00:12:42,130 He's a tall drink of hot water. 254 00:12:42,132 --> 00:12:44,465 I mean, I take it your answer is no. 255 00:12:45,501 --> 00:12:47,034 Yes, Johnny. 256 00:12:47,036 --> 00:12:49,337 I totally kissed my sister's boyfriend. 257 00:12:49,339 --> 00:12:50,538 (Chuckles) 258 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,240 Of course my answer is no. 259 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,144 Did she just do sarcastic jazz hands? 260 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:58,279 Okay, when Liv gets sarcastic 261 00:12:58,281 --> 00:13:01,315 and she makes jazz hands, it means that she is hiding something. 262 00:13:02,484 --> 00:13:05,286 Like the truth doesn't matter if you have enough pizzazz. 263 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:07,688 She kissed him. 264 00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:10,124 My sister kissed my boyfriend. 265 00:13:11,059 --> 00:13:13,327 Larrabee, it's garbage like that 266 00:13:13,329 --> 00:13:15,530 that keeps you from getting invited to Thanksgiving. 267 00:13:16,732 --> 00:13:18,032 I'm sorry, Liv. 268 00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:19,367 Nephew by marriage. 269 00:13:19,369 --> 00:13:20,535 - Well... - (Beeps) 270 00:13:20,537 --> 00:13:23,738 Oh, we've got another chirp, and this one's from Maddie Rooney. 271 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,741 She asks, "hey, what's with the sarcastic jazz hands? 272 00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:28,476 Are you hiding something?" 273 00:13:28,478 --> 00:13:29,677 (Chuckles) 274 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:31,145 Yeah. 275 00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:35,049 I'm trying to cover up the fact that I totally kissed her boyfriend. 276 00:13:35,051 --> 00:13:37,151 You really did kiss him! 277 00:13:37,153 --> 00:13:40,121 Those jazz hands are a window to your dark, lying soul! 278 00:13:41,056 --> 00:13:42,490 - I can't... - (Beeps) 279 00:13:42,492 --> 00:13:44,292 Oh, we've got another chirp from Maddie. 280 00:13:44,294 --> 00:13:45,993 Oh, this one's not a question, though. 281 00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:47,562 It just says, "I'm destroying your shoes." 282 00:13:47,564 --> 00:13:49,297 Wait! Maddie, just let me explain. 283 00:13:49,299 --> 00:13:52,133 Hold on there, Liv. I notice that it's 10 minutes till midnight. 284 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,634 And we all know what that means! 285 00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:56,204 It's time for my beat box battle with Terry the clown. 286 00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:57,772 Drop the beat, clown. 287 00:13:57,774 --> 00:14:00,441 (Beat boxing) 288 00:14:00,443 --> 00:14:02,276 Nim-nim-nim-nim... Johnny nimbus. 289 00:14:13,388 --> 00:14:15,223 Johnny: Get ready, Steven's point. 290 00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:18,092 That sparkly onion says there's just seven minutes left 291 00:14:18,094 --> 00:14:19,001 till midnight. 292 00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:22,630 Liv: And Maddie, f you're watching this at home, lease answer one of my calls. 293 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:24,632 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 294 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,635 Ah! Here he is. 295 00:14:29,171 --> 00:14:30,671 Tundra, tundrabania 296 00:14:30,673 --> 00:14:32,373 Tundra, tundrabania. 297 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,143 Ready to do this, Rooney? 298 00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:37,612 Did you kiss my sister? 299 00:14:37,614 --> 00:14:39,180 What? 300 00:14:40,349 --> 00:14:43,417 Yeah, I totally kissed your sister. 301 00:14:46,154 --> 00:14:47,221 I knew it! 302 00:14:49,091 --> 00:14:51,359 Okay, well then, you know what, Diggie? 303 00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:55,630 I can't be with someone who I don't trust, so you and I are done. 304 00:14:55,632 --> 00:14:57,098 Bam, dumped! 305 00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:00,167 What do you have to say about that? 306 00:15:00,169 --> 00:15:01,235 Hmm? 307 00:15:01,237 --> 00:15:05,840 Okay, well don't just sit there with that stupid look on your face. 308 00:15:05,842 --> 00:15:09,510 Oh, no! 309 00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:12,179 The stupid tundrabanian Internet is frozen. 310 00:15:12,181 --> 00:15:16,284 Tell the penguins on the treadmills to run faster! 311 00:15:20,155 --> 00:15:23,124 Five minutes till midnight, boys. 312 00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:24,158 Whoo! 313 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:25,593 Bathroom grout, cleaned. 314 00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:27,361 Hallway baseboards, painted. 315 00:15:27,363 --> 00:15:29,530 And hair removed from every drain. 316 00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:35,403 Man, the women in this house are disgusting. 317 00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,206 Yo, let's order that paddle boat. 318 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:41,108 We're gonna be floating in style. 319 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,710 Swan style! 320 00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:45,513 (Mimicking swans) 321 00:15:47,316 --> 00:15:50,484 - Man, we're cool. - So cool. 322 00:15:50,486 --> 00:15:53,721 Okay, well back your paddle boat up, because you missed something on the list. 323 00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,623 What? Not possible. 324 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,158 Check the back. 325 00:15:58,393 --> 00:15:59,460 (Gasps) 326 00:15:59,462 --> 00:16:00,761 She's right. 327 00:16:00,763 --> 00:16:02,263 We missed one. 328 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,864 The worst one. 329 00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:06,267 "Clip your father's toenails." 330 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:07,335 (Gasps) 331 00:16:09,338 --> 00:16:13,641 Yeah, and I've been a little lax with the foot grooming this year. 332 00:16:18,914 --> 00:16:19,914 Game over, man! 333 00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:21,849 No way. 334 00:16:21,851 --> 00:16:23,617 Those claws are going down. 335 00:16:25,701 --> 00:16:29,457 You might want to leave, mother. This is... No place for a lady. 336 00:16:31,393 --> 00:16:32,793 (Whirring) 337 00:16:40,902 --> 00:16:42,737 (Whimpers) 338 00:16:42,739 --> 00:16:45,272 Unfreeze so I can break up with you! 339 00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:47,742 And stop being so cute. 340 00:16:47,744 --> 00:16:50,811 - (Chimes) - Maddie. Maddie, are you there? 341 00:16:50,813 --> 00:16:51,436 I have to explain. 342 00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:53,547 No, there's nothing that you can explain. 343 00:16:53,549 --> 00:16:59,553 You can't just talk your way out of this, you beady eyed... Sister kisser! 344 00:16:59,555 --> 00:17:01,856 (Cellphone chimes) 345 00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:05,192 Liv, stop texting me. 346 00:17:06,261 --> 00:17:07,328 "Look at the TV." 347 00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:18,906 Maddie, the kiss with Diggie is not what you think. 348 00:17:18,908 --> 00:17:21,609 Johnny, if you could just play the "froyo yolo" video for me. 349 00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:25,913 I can always eat some more 350 00:17:25,915 --> 00:17:29,817 when I'm at my favorite store 351 00:17:29,819 --> 00:17:32,620 Diggie was in the robot costume, 352 00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:35,923 and the director told me to kiss the robot mask. 353 00:17:35,925 --> 00:17:37,658 And we just didn't tell you, because... 354 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,996 I don't know, we didn't want it to turn into a big deal... 355 00:17:41,998 --> 00:17:43,731 Sort of like it is now. 356 00:17:44,733 --> 00:17:46,801 Wait, you kissed him when he was the robot? 357 00:17:46,803 --> 00:17:48,536 That's what this is about? 358 00:17:50,505 --> 00:17:52,973 Oh... 359 00:17:52,975 --> 00:17:54,241 Diggie. 360 00:17:56,711 --> 00:18:00,347 So it seems as if I might have overreacted a little. 361 00:18:00,349 --> 00:18:02,783 Just a little. 362 00:18:02,785 --> 00:18:04,318 So about my beady eyes... 363 00:18:05,587 --> 00:18:07,354 (Maddie chuckles) 364 00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:09,523 Wait, but then if you weren't feeling guilty, 365 00:18:09,525 --> 00:18:12,493 why did you do the sarcastic jazz hand thing? 366 00:18:12,495 --> 00:18:15,529 I was being sarcastic because it wasn't really a kiss. 367 00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:17,152 And I wasn't doing jazz hands. 368 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:21,635 I was trying to keep my fingers from falling off, because it's so cold here. 369 00:18:21,637 --> 00:18:24,004 Oh, sorry. 370 00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:25,973 Maddie, 371 00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:29,510 there's only one girl in the world that I want my first kiss to be with... 372 00:18:31,012 --> 00:18:32,279 And that's you. 373 00:18:33,915 --> 00:18:35,916 (Giggles) 374 00:18:39,321 --> 00:18:41,355 (Clears throat, snorts) 375 00:18:41,357 --> 00:18:43,023 Hi. 376 00:18:43,025 --> 00:18:45,025 Hi. 377 00:18:45,027 --> 00:18:47,928 Johnny: Time to raise that sparkly onion, folks. 378 00:18:47,930 --> 00:18:49,430 10, nine... 379 00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,932 You know, midnight on new year's 380 00:18:51,934 --> 00:18:53,701 is as good a time as any for a first kiss. 381 00:18:53,703 --> 00:18:55,769 I thought you'd never ask. 382 00:18:55,771 --> 00:18:58,038 two, one... 383 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,941 Happy new year! 384 00:19:04,079 --> 00:19:05,679 Happy new year, Diggie. 385 00:19:05,681 --> 00:19:07,014 (Mumbles) Happy new year. 386 00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,050 Um... 387 00:19:10,052 --> 00:19:13,587 Diggie, are your lips frozen to the screen? 388 00:19:13,589 --> 00:19:15,556 (Mumbles) Nah, I'm totally fine. 389 00:19:18,093 --> 00:19:19,360 (Screams) 390 00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:25,533 Well, now that we've raised our sparkly onion, 391 00:19:25,535 --> 00:19:28,702 we get to ring in the new year by listening to our own Liv Rooney 392 00:19:28,704 --> 00:19:31,872 sing her new song "you and me, and the beat." 393 00:19:31,874 --> 00:19:32,940 Drop the needle, Terry. 394 00:19:34,442 --> 00:19:35,976 - (Music playing) - Hey 395 00:19:38,446 --> 00:19:40,080 Hey 396 00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,918 No, you don't need a reason 397 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,520 Just get up and dance 398 00:19:46,522 --> 00:19:48,055 When you turn up the music 399 00:19:48,057 --> 00:19:50,691 Let it blast 400 00:19:50,693 --> 00:19:52,493 Yeah, we got the whole world 401 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,395 In the palm of our hands 402 00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:56,397 Don't let it go, don't let it go 403 00:19:56,399 --> 00:19:57,998 Don't let it go 404 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,967 Cause now 405 00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:01,936 You're living life 406 00:20:01,938 --> 00:20:03,537 Out loud 407 00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:07,708 With your head up in the clouds 408 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:11,879 Yeah, it feels so right, right now 409 00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:13,981 Now, now 410 00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:14,556 Hey 411 00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:16,850 You and me and the beat 412 00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:19,086 Go great together 413 00:20:19,088 --> 00:20:21,021 You and me and the beat 414 00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:22,923 Go great together 415 00:20:22,925 --> 00:20:24,992 You and me and the beat 416 00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:27,061 Go great together 417 00:20:27,063 --> 00:20:29,063 You and me and the beat 418 00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:31,565 Go great together now 419 00:20:31,567 --> 00:20:33,133 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh 420 00:20:33,135 --> 00:20:36,003 whoo-oh-oh-ooh, ooh 421 00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:37,771 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh 422 00:20:37,773 --> 00:20:39,940 You and me go great together 423 00:20:39,942 --> 00:20:42,576 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh 424 00:20:42,578 --> 00:20:44,545 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh, ooh 425 00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:45,846 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh 426 00:20:45,848 --> 00:20:48,015 You and me go great together 427 00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:49,717 When we're together 428 00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:52,019 Somehow it works 429 00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:54,121 And having real fun 430 00:20:54,123 --> 00:20:56,090 Makes it worth it 431 00:20:56,092 --> 00:20:57,992 And in the future when we 432 00:20:57,994 --> 00:21:00,694 Both look through that rearview mirror 433 00:21:00,696 --> 00:21:02,963 We'll know we had good times 434 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,066 You and me and the beat 435 00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:08,102 Go great together 436 00:21:08,104 --> 00:21:10,104 You and me and the beat 437 00:21:10,106 --> 00:21:12,172 Go great together 438 00:21:12,174 --> 00:21:14,041 You and me and the beat 439 00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,543 Go great together 440 00:21:16,545 --> 00:21:18,045 You and me and the beat 441 00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:20,781 go great together now 442 00:21:20,783 --> 00:21:22,883 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh 443 00:21:22,885 --> 00:21:25,486 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh, ooh 444 00:21:25,488 --> 00:21:26,954 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh 445 00:21:26,956 --> 00:21:29,023 You and me go great together 446 00:21:29,025 --> 00:21:30,758 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh 447 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,761 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh, ooh 448 00:21:33,763 --> 00:21:35,095 Whoo-oh-oh-ooh 449 00:21:35,097 --> 00:21:37,564 You and me go great together. 450 00:21:40,602 --> 00:21:44,538 First rule of sales, nothing makes you want to buy a hair dryer 451 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:49,176 like a hit song, so I created a deal that no one could pass up: 452 00:21:49,178 --> 00:21:52,946 Buy a dry by Liv, get a free download. 453 00:21:52,948 --> 00:21:55,215 We sold out in literally seven minutes. 454 00:21:56,951 --> 00:21:58,719 Happy new year, everyone! 455 00:22:06,094 --> 00:22:08,062 Another chore list? Are you crazy? 456 00:22:08,064 --> 00:22:10,931 We cheated, and they still beat us. 457 00:22:10,933 --> 00:22:14,201 Well, I have a feeling the boys won't be quite as motivated 458 00:22:14,203 --> 00:22:16,170 now that their dream came true. 459 00:22:20,141 --> 00:22:21,809 Oh, man. 460 00:22:21,811 --> 00:22:23,110 I can't feel my feet. 461 00:22:23,112 --> 00:22:25,245 I think they're frozen to the pedals. 462 00:22:25,247 --> 00:22:30,117 But as soon as the lake unfreezes, we'll be the coolest guys on the water. 463 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:32,920 (Mimicking swans) 464 00:22:32,922 --> 00:22:35,055 (Whimpering) 465 00:22:36,091 --> 00:22:37,958 This is... this is cool, right? 466 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,828 Oh, man. I was really following your lead on this one. 467 00:22:40,878 --> 00:22:45,428 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0